It's not uncommon for ladies in my consulting rooms to complain of their partners equipment and for them to dream that they were as well endowed as your own beloved Dr Bamboo.
So in an attempt to help those poor unsatisfied females out there, I have decided to share with you Dr Mohendras X Bamboo's fool proof method for increasing your puny manhood into something resembling a real mans sex cock.
My technique is very simple and involves an old Hindu method called "Pukani ma lil lingum" which translates roughly as "Stretch my little cock"
I have used this often painful technique on many men and all bar one was very happy with the results we eventually produced.
The photographs you see above are of a man I will call for Modesty's sake Mr Alvin C Jones the third of 48200 Van buren way, Dallas TX.
Mr "Jones" came to be with his "little" problem sometime late last year and begged me for help and I being saintlike and fully conversant with the problem agreed, for a fee, to help Mr "Jones" increase the size of his pathetic attempt of a penis.
After explaining the lengthy and painful nature of the treatment to the patient I agreed to begin straight away.
Now the tool I employ in this revolutionary procedure may surprise a few unqualified amateurs and believe me when Mr "Jones" saw me take out my bull nose pliers, he also became very worried.
but after a little chat I managed to convince him drastic measures were in deed needed if he were to ever fulfill his ambition of filling his insatiable wife.
After the patient removed his trousers I firmly grasped the end of his member with the surgical pliers and began to pull the little fellow out away from his equally small testicles.
I like to play some Mozart during this procedure as it calms the patient and also helps to drown out the screams.
After forty five minutes of this stretching we can then help the patient to a seat and book him in for his next appointment while he makes out the cheque.
As you can see from the pictures above the technique produces not only substantial temporary bruising, but also miraculous results. Mr "Jones" put on more than an inch and a half during our six months of Mozart and tears and is as a result now nearly able to pleasure his fat wife.

8 comments:
that man needs to go out and screw a hooker every night, and keep doing that every day until his penis starts to get larger. nice cercumcision though, that added like 5mm cheers
What works for you does not work for everyone, that's why Dr Bamboo's patented penis enhancement technique has paid for my extraordinarily large house, four teenage mistress's and rather nice British racing green Bentley.
Sir, I am a man of medicine not some kind of sick pervert.
I suggest you see a sexual therapist
within the next six to ten days.
They might be able to cure you of your filthy obsession with sexual paraphernalia and saintly Doctors.
Yeah, I am a man of medicine too. But my PhD is in making love and have a subspecialty of female anatomy. I tend to study live females rather than working on cadavers because the natural lubricant makes it much easier to perform my experiments with living specimen.
Is that a picture of your own, Dr. Bamboo? I wouldnt be surprised.
dr bamboo i need help im a young 19 year old male who's man hood only measures 3 and a half inches whilst erect i was wondering if you have any tips for me as i just cant bring myself to left the female species near me as i dont beleive i measure up to standards
omg!
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