tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85255244023742530422011-11-24T03:10:00.514ZAre you love sick? Is your husband a secret transvestite? do you find fish sexually attractive? Don't know where to turn? Let the world famous Dr Bamboo give you the benefit of his many years of pseudo medical experience.Aningeniousnamehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12732337482967884933noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8525524402374253042.post-54518519631517658882007-07-07T12:23:00.000Z2007-10-22T08:22:56.862Z

Most non medical people will, I feel sure, have never come across today's topic as it is a very rare sexual condition named Piscophillia, also more commonly known among the uneducated masses as fish love.In all my years as a professional medical saint and hands on sexual healer, I have only ever seen one genuine case and it's this gentleman I'd like to discuss with you today.The patient, a Mr

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As part of my continuing mission to educate my less sexually experienced readers, I'd like to present you this month with a position that only the most perverted of sluts will even consider doing, but which I feel may be of use to some of the less successful gentlemen out there.I'm speaking of course, of the ones that are so ugly and desperate that they have no alternative but to resort to using

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Dear friends, as you may have read recently on the brilliant News direct and other less reliable media outlets, I have been having a spot of bother with those unqualified dinosaur bastards at the General medical council in London.Of course all the allegations against me are false and that old bitch has absolutely no proof that the "finger in the vagina" method is anything other than a medically

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This is a question I am asked a lot by mystified male patients most of whom regard the clitoris as some sort of mythical beast akin to griffin or the phoenix.So I thought I'd take this chance to set a few things straight about this nasty little beast and maybe prove once and for all that it does exist and is not a female plot to make men feel inadequate.The clitoris, often known as the "bitch

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There is an old saying that says "Small ones are nice but big ones feel better" and whats true for breasts is also true for the penis.It's not uncommon for ladies in my consulting rooms to complain of their partners equipment and for them to dream that they were as well endowed as your own beloved Dr Bamboo.So in an attempt to help those poor unsatisfied females out there, I have decided to share

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In my capacity as the world's foremost healer and hands on sexual therapist, I find that a lot of newly wed couples I see in my private consulting rooms don't have the first idea about the actual mechanics of what some unqualified people still continue to call the "Love making act"So it falls to me to teach those lovely shy naive virgins the correct procedures for the successful consummation of

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Now throughout my long and varied career in the medicinal arts, countless fat women have stampeded into my Harley street surgery crying and begging me to help them lose weight and be beautiful.After recovering from my shock and revulsion at the sight of the hideous creatures, I always tell them the same thing STOP EATING YOU FAT PIG!!!This has not only the immediate benefit of stopping their

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Over the last few years everyone from Letterman to the Dalai lama's brother has had an opinion on whats gone wrong with Britney.Some say its the natural consequence of being thrust into the glare of international celebrity at such a tender age, others that its a natural progression in any young womans life.I think it's time that I addressed this issue and gave my educated medical opinion on the

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In all my years working as a doctor one of the commonest problems I encountered was Toenailius invertus more commonly known among the uneducated as ingrown toenails.This condition is caused by cutting the toenails too short and allowing the skin to grow over the badly cut nail.Now this condition can be extremely painful and make walking a near impossibility. The usual treatment is a short

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I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you all into my little corner of the medical world and to tell you all something about myself and what this excellent new section of News direct will be dealing with.Firstly I would like to introduce myself, my name is Doctor Mohendras X Bamboo. I was born in Greenland but brought up travelling the world with my parents world renowned circus and

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